Seven Lines of Julia (examples sought)

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Like with Julia, experts say that Shakespearean language can be tricky but that acting it out makes it fun and understandable. On the same vein, the following MIT list of Shakespearean insults might be a good way to learn both languages:

using CSV, DataFrames, HTTP
f = CSV.File(HTTP.get("http://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/Funny-pages/shakespeare-insult-kit.html").body);
sk = DataFrame(f[17:66])  # TODO: findfirst "artless" word to set range
r = size(sk,1)
sk = DataFrame([split(sk[i,1]) for i in 1:r])  # output = 3 rows x 50 columns
Shakespeare() = println("Thou "*sk[1,rand(1:r)]*" "*sk[2,rand(1:r)]*" "*sk[3,rand(1:r)])

Then call Shakespeare:

julia> Shakespeare()
Thou artless beef-witted joithead
julia> Shakespeare()
Thou villainous motley-minded giglet
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