Even Malware doesnt run on the oneAPI

[obsidianjulua]

My little windows tester box got compromised, by me of course. The box had nothing personal on it and my repo hasnt been commited to main or worked on since before this with no commits. So I plugged the nvme back in and unlocked the bitlocker and told claude to find everything and I never got to use AI to hunt malware but its kinda fun. I was laughing after I realized even malware has a rough time on a Intel GPU…